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A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel’s coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don’t. In Malaysia, we only eat what’s inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
into croissants & sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a
smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don’t. In Malaysia, we eat fresh
fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs
in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,….. before we  sell it across to Singapore."
This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve  used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don’t. In Singapore, the government secretly puts
them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum &
sell
them across to Malaysia,… & that’s the real reason why we  banned
chewing gum in Singapore."

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